Saturday, May 22, 2010

DJ SARAH RULES! WHAT A GREAT NITE! + MOST GORGEOUS NJ WOMEN & MEN

MAY 22, 2010 BLOG:
LAST NITE, FRI, MAY 21 WAS AWESOME. I HAD SO MUCH FUN @ LITM W/ DJ JESSE, DJ SCOTTIE, SARAH D, MELISSA J, TARA T, DENNIS W, ANNA B, LUZINDA S, & MERCEDES M.
HOWEVER, THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT WAS DJ SARAH SHIELDS (AKA FOXY ROXY). SHE DID A GREAT DJING JOB @ DC'S HOBOKEN (8TH ST)! SHE PLAYED SO MANY WONDERFUL 70'S-80'S NEW WAVE, PUNK, & EURODISCO CLASSIX! SHE EVEN PLAYED MY REQ, CURE: PRIMARY, WHICH I DANCED UP A STORM TO!
SARAH IS ALSO A GREAT DANCER. SHE'S SO FULL OF ENERGY & ENTHUISIASM, JUST LIKE ME!
SARAH ALSO HAS GOOD TASTE & MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE. I'M IMPRESSED W/ HER HIGH INTELLIGENCE!
& OF COURSE SARAH LOOKED AS GORGEOUS, SASSY, SEXY, BUXOM, & ELEGANT AS EVER IN HER VERY TIGHT OUTFIT! SHE'S DEF MY & EVERY OTHER MAN'S KIND OF WOMAN! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
OH YEAH, SARAH IS ALSO A KICK-BOXER & MARTIAL ARTIST! WOW, THAT'S SO SEXY! BOXING IS DEF THE BEST APHRODISIAC! SARAH, I DEF WANNA PUT ON THE BIG, FAT GLOVES, GET IN THE RING, & GO 15 ROUNDS W/ U! DING DING DING DA DA DING DING! I'M GONNA DEF KNOCK U OUT IN 1ST ROUND! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS GUYS: I'M A FACEBOOK FRIEND OF 40+ BEAUTIFUL & SEXY FEMALE BOXERS! CHECK 'EM ALL OUT & HAVE FUN TURNING JAPANESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
SARAH IS SO ULTRA-FRIENDLY, FLIRTY, NICE, FUN, & SWEET! SHE REALLY MADE ME FORGET ALL MY PROBLEMS! I REALLY HAD A WONDERFUL TIME! AND SO DID ALL THE MOSTLY MALE PATRONS WHO, LIKE ME, KEPT DROOLING & TURNING JAPANESE OVER SEXY SARAH! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
MOST OF NITE WAS FILLED W/ GREAT NEW WAVE LP SONGS. HOWEVER, THE LAST HR OF THE NIGHT FEAT LAME SLOW POP-ROCK SONGS FROM HER I-POD. BUT THAT DIDN'T PHAZE ME CAUSE MY MIND WAS TOTALLY ON FOXY ROXY SARAH! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
I DEF HOPE SARAH BRINGS HER LAPTOP TO DC'S THE NEXT TIME. THAT WAY SHE'S GOT A BETTER & UNLTD SONG SELECTION FROM YOUTUBE.COM & IMEEM.COM .
IRONICALLY, I'M STILL NJ'S BEST & ONLY YOUTUBE DJ! INCREDIBLE A LOW-TECH GUY LIKE ME INVENTED & MASTERED YOUTUBE DJING IN JC! HA HA HA HA!!!!!
MOREOVER, BESIDES SARAH, I ALSO HOPE TO SEE SEXY REDHEAD DJ STEPHANIE KAUTZMANN @ DC'S IN NEAR FUTURE!
SARAH, YOU & YOUR FRIENDS, + TOMMY CARLSON, AMY NAHHAS, AMANDA NAZARIO, KIRK BRAY, ORLANDO, IAN K, DYLAN E, MARCO A L, DJ JESSE, YVONNE V, DJ SCOTTIE, SMOOTH FRANCIS, & ANY OTHER FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS INVITED TO VISIT MY BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, FILM, & ART PALACE! SEE U ALL THERE SOON!
SARAH, U ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, SWEET, SEXY, ELEGANT, INTELLIGENT, GENTLE, & FUN! U GOT ME & ALL THE OTHER HOT GUYS TURNING JAPANESE OVER U! HA HA HA HA HA! U DEF ROCK MU WORLD! I LOVE U FROM BOTTOM OF MY HEART!
THANX, BEST WISHES, & LOVE ALWAYS TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS!

HUMBY
WORLD'S BEST PRETTY-BOY SUPER-GENIUS
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MOST BEAUTIFUL NJ + NY WOMEN:
OLIVIA WILBER
KRISTEN GARGON
LUISA HERNANDEZ
AWILDA THE DUTCH GUILDER ULTRA-BUXOM DOMINICAN-SHMINICAN BOMB
PAOLA THE ULTRA-BUXOM NB COLOMBIAN BOMB
BRENDA BUCK
MAYDELINE BERNHARDT
DARCIE VUKOVICH
PAOLA MARIN
ANNA J BRANCATO
MERCEDES MARTIN
ALICIA RUTH
MONICA CHAVARRIA
SARAH SHIELDS
GABRIELA ZGURA
COLLEEN GUTWEIN
LIZA KOCH
PAOLA DURAN
MAIRA T RODRIGUES
DANIELA CICALA
SARAH COMSTOCK
TARA THURBER
ROSIE THE NEWARK RUSSIAN-SPANISH-MOROCCAN BOMB
RACHEL MORAN
MALENA ROSE
MAUDE LEMAIRE
PAULA OROZCO
ANDREA PINA AKA ANGFAERY
SHARON SULLIVAN RUBIN
CELESTE SALES
JELYNNE JARDINIANNO
HEATHER GARGON
KELLY ST PATRICK
EILEEN SPADEVECCHIA
SARA VEGA
AVIANNA RODRIGUEZ
AMBER BECERRA
KELSEY LYNN
VERA SOUSA
REGINA CASSORLA
MRS MARCO ANTONIO LAU

BEST-LOOKING NJ & NY MEN:
COLIN COMSTOCK
FABRICIO SUAREZ
SEBASTIAN THE ARGENTINIAN VOLLEYBALL ACE
MARK FINNE
JOHN SELBURG
HUMBY EURODISCO
MESHAKAI WOLF
TOMMY CARLSON
MARTIN LIN
IAN KUALII
J SHANE SMITH
KIERAN SULLIVAN
MARCO ANTONIO LAU

Friday, May 21, 2010

BRUSCHETTA & L EARLEY SCAM + EVIL FIDELITO + BRUCK SUCKS + CROOKED UC GYM + R RAMOS ROX + PRINT FOUND + RODMEN OUT + MORE ART SHOWS

MAY 21, 2010 BLOG:
LAST NITE DEVIOUS LYING GOLD-DIGGER SLUT, LYNN EARLEY TO BED, & BRUSCHETTA REST'S HYPOCRITICAL STAFF SCREWED ME BIG TIME! THEY MADE UP A LIE THAT LAPTOP & PA SYSTEM WEREN'T WORKING! BULLSHIT! THEY JUST CONCOCTED THAT LIE TO BLACKBALL ME & GET ME OUTTA THERE CAUSE THEY KNOW I REFUSE TO SING W/O YOUTUBE PERIOD! SO I IMMED LEFT!
REST STAFF ALSO REPEATEDLY HARRASSED ME ABOUT BUYING SOMETHING! NO WAY JOSE, I REFUSE TO PAY! H A HA HA HA HA!!! I'M A TOTAL ANARCHIST & REFUSE TO PATRONIZE ANY REST PERIOD! MOREOVER, THE STUPID REST STAFF WAS BEING UNGRATEFUL CAUSE I PERFORMED FOR FREE, BIKED 70 + BLKS TO GET THERE, & PROMOTED EVENT TO ALL MY 550+ FRIENDS. LUCKILY & PREDICTABLY, NO ONE SHOWED UP.
ATT- EVERYONE! BOYCOTT EVIL LYNN EARLEY & LYING BRUSCHETTA'S REST NB- PERIOD! WE ALL GOTTA DO OUR PART TO STOP EVIL LIARS & CROOKED SCAM ARTISTS!
YEST, GABE FORTOUL THE COLOMBIAN CASTRO (FIDELITO EL DIABLITO! HA HA HA HA!!!!) TOOK DOWN MY BEST 2 YOUTUBE VIDEOS, HUMBY DANCES TO A SPLIT SECOND RIGOR MORTIS + HUMBY SINGS JOHN FOXX ENTER THE ANGEL! MY GOD WHAT A SCUMBAG HE IS! SO PEOPLE PLS E-MAIL THIS JERK & BOBBY CASTANEDA CASTAMIERDA & TELL EM TO PUT MY VIDEOS BACK UP ON YOUTUBE1 OTHERWISE I AM CALLING FOR A TOTAL BOYCOTT OF EVIL GABE FORTOUL & BOBBY CASTANEDA CASTAMIERDA! THE FORTOULS SUCK & CAN GO DROP DEAD + GO TO HELL!!!!HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

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IN ADDITION, I'M SICK & TIRED OF KING NERD COMPUTER SUPER-GENIUS, STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK (AKA STRANGLERS' FAT DRUMMER, JET BLACK! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!)! I'M TIRED OF HIS ARROGANCE, LIES, BEHIND THE BACK SCHEMES, INGRATITUDE, RUDENESS, STUPIDITY, LACK OF COMMON SENSE, BAD CHOICES, & OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE FILM EDITING DISORDER, SNUBBING ME & OTHERS, + OBSESSIVE PURSUIT OF WOMEN WHO DON'T LOVE HIM.
BRUCK'S ALSO PROVEN HE'S A FAKE BY NOT CARING ABOUT ALL THE COUNTLESS NICE THINGS I'VE SAID & DONE FOR HIM!
BRUCKIE FUCKIE DUCKIE SNUBBED MY MAY 1 58 DJ GIG & MY MAY 13 + 20 SINGING GIGS. HE SNUBBED ORLANDO REYES BY NOT GOING TO THE MAY 1 & MAY 7 58 SHOWS. HE SNUBBED DYLAN EGON BY NOT ATT HIS GREAT MAY 7 SHOW. HE SNUBBED GREAT TOMMY CARLSON BY NOT BOTHERING TO WALK A FEW STEPS & SEE HIS NEW AWESOME PAINTING, HIS BEST EVER!!!!
BRUCK THE FUCK IDIOTICALLY PREFERS TO GO TO UTA BRAUSER'S RIDICULOUS ART GALLERY INSTEAD OF 58 GALLERY, JC'S #1 BEST ART SHOW VENUE! WHAT A MORON!
BRUCKIE FUCKIE ALSO ENDLESSLY PURSUES WOMEN WHO DON'T LOVE HIM LIKE KOO KOO KRIS BERRY, ANNA ALMQUIST, VIRGINIA KAMENITZER, LIZA KOCH, SHIRLEY ALVAREZ, CHARLENE SELLE, ETC, ETC, ETC.
THE DAY HE MET C SELLE, HE EVEN FOLLOWED HER HOME TO NYC. WHAT A FOOL! WOMEN CONSIDER THAT STALKING BEHAVIOR!
I TOLD HIM PRIVATELY TO STOP THAT OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR. BUT HE REFUSED TO. SO, I HAD TO PUBLICLY CRITICIZE HIM IN MY BLOG!
BRUCKO FUCKO ALSO HAS THE WORST & MOST LAUGHABLE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE FILM EDITING DISORDER. HE KEEPS EDTING & RE-EDITING SAME SCENE ALL DAY! NO WONDER HE'S GOT ONLY 2 CUSTOMERS.
BRUCKO, JUST EDIT IT ONCE & THAT'S IT! NOBODY WILL NOTICE THE DIFF! NO WONDER NOBODY WANTS TO HIRE U + U GOT FIRED FROM REVO DEVO WHIP MIT GOOD STUDIOS IN '99! YOU WORK TOO GODDAMN SLOWLY! NO WONDER YOUR ONLY CLIENTS ARE ALWAYS SCREAMING @ U: WHEN WILL U MAKE AN END? & U ALWAYS ARROGANTLY REPLY: WHEN I'M FINISHED! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
BRUCK, U DEF SUCK! SO FUCK OFF & DROP DEAD U ARROGANT, UNGRATEFUL, & MEAN ASSOLE KING NERD! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
SO SINCE APRIL MY 2 NEW BEST FRIENDS ARE DJ JESSE AMOROSO MY HERO & SUPER-GENIUS AMANDA NAZARIO THE AMAZING AMANDA PANDA. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE U GUYS FROM BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!!!
A FEW DAYS AGO, THE CROOKED UNION CITY BOXING GYM MGR, JOE BOTTI ( ALSO A SLEAZEBALL MORON UC COP) & HIS IDIOT BORICUA ASST TOLD ME THAT TO WORK OUT U GOTTA PAY $200/YR BUT TO BOX IN RING IT'S FREE! I TOLD 'EM: DON'T LIE TO ME BULLSHITER, THE GYM IS FREE FOR EVERYONE PERIOD! GYM IS FUNDED BY UC PROPERTY TAX $ THAT GO TO UCPD. THEN UCPD ALLOTS $ TO THE GYM.
THUS, I REPORTED J BOTTI & HIS ASST'S ILLEGAL PROFITEERING TACTICS TO UC MAYOR BRIAN STACK & HIS ASST, LUCIO FERNANDEZ. I TOLD THEM IF THEY DON'T FIRE CROOKED SLEAZEBAG MORON J BOTTI & HIS PR ASST, I WILL REPORT THIS CRIME TO HUDSON CTY CHIEF PROSECUTOR IN JC SO THEY WILL BE FINALLY PROSECUTED & STOPPED!
OH YEAH, I JUST HEARD ROLAND RAMOS BAND NEW CD, FREE THOUHT MACHINE. IT IS AWESOME MODERN REGGAE & SKA. BEST TRK IS 2238. ROLAND IS DEF THE BEST NEW MUSIC TALENT IN USA! HE SHOULD BE IMMED SIGNED TO A MAJOR LABEL! ORLANDO, TONY, LITM, NORTHERN SOUL, LUCKY 7'S ETC: BE SMART & BOOK ROLAND RAMOS BAND IMMED FOR A CONCERT! EVERYONE'S GONNA LOVE IT! TRUST ME, U ALL KNOW I GOT PERFECT TASTE IN EVERYTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
JUST FOUND OUT A FEW DAYS AGO THAT AMANDA NAZARIO FINALLY FOUND THE FORTOUL PRINT I LEFT @ HER DOORKNOB 2 WKS AGO. 1 OF THE SNOOTY 10+ ORIENTAL FOLKS TOOK PRINT IN W/O TELLING ANYBODY. & SO FOR ALMOST 2 WKS IT DIDN'T TURN UP. GOOD WORK AMANDA. & THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A SWEET ANGEL TO ME. LOVE ALWAYS, YOUR TRUEST FRIEND, HUMBY.
IN ADDITION, KOO-KOO CUBAN PAINTER, PABLO RODMEN, PERMANENTLY LEFT HIS 23RD ST UC APT W/O TELLING ANYONE ANYTHING & HEADED FOR LIMBOLAND YET AGAIN! OBVIOUSLY HE'S REALLY A BORN GYPSY! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

MORE FREE ART SHOWS & PARTIES:

TODAY FRI, MAY 21 6PM-12AM
MADE W/ LOVE 520 JERSEY AVE JC

TONITE FRI, MAY 21 10PM-3AM DJ JESSE MY HERO + DJ HUMBY
LAMP POST 382- 2ND ST JC

MAY 22 7PM-3AM DJ MIKE DE JESUS + DJ HUMBY
NORTHERN SOUL 557- 1ST ST HOBOKEN

MAY 23 7-11PM FILM FORUM
T CARLSON STUDIO 326- 5TH ST JC

MAY 24 6PM-2AM
NORTHERN SOUL 557-1ST ST HOBOKEN

MAY 26 6-9PM ROLAND RAMOS BAND
GROOVE ON GROVE GROVE ST PATH PLAZA JC

MAY 28 6PM-12AM
ALLEY CAT GALL COLES ST BET 4TH + 5TH STS JC

JUNE 1 6PM-2AM KATE HESTER SHOW
LITM 140 NEWARK AVE JC

JUNE 4 7PM-12AM DYLAN EGON CLOSING
58 GALL 58 COLES ST JC

JUNE 6 3-9PM
P VINCENT GALL 49 HARRISON ST HOBOKEN

JUNE 10 7PM-12AM
58 GALL 58 COLES ST JC

SEE U ALL THERE OR BE SQUARE! HA HA HA HA HA!!!! THANX, BEST WISHES & LOVE ALWAYS TO MY TRUE FRIENDS & SUPPORTERS! TO ALL MY HATERS: DROP DEAD U ENVIOUS IDIOTS! LIFE ON EARTH IS HELL & HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE!

HUMBY
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Sunday, May 16, 2010

THREAT VS HUMBY + SILLY COMPLAINTS + L ROBERTSON + DJ TONY SHENANIGANS + U BRAUSER ENVY+ BRUCKIE OCD + REJECTED DAMES + JUNE 4 HUMBY DJ GIG

MAY 16, 2010 BLOG:
YESTERDAY, LEX LEONARD BUDDY & CLUB DOORMAN, WHITE TRASH TOM CAUSEY, THREATENED TO KILL ME CAUSE HE HATES MY HONEST BLOGS. HE ALSO DIDN'T LIKE THE FACT I CALLED LEX LEONARD & MANY OTHERS FAKE FRIENDS FOR NOT CFMING ME AS FACEBOOK PAL. I ONLY SAID THE TRUTH & OF COURSE NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THE TRUTH.
CONSEQUENTLY, YEST I FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER W/ JC POLICE DEPT VS TOM CAUSEY. THIS ORDER FORBIDS TOM CAUSEY FROM CONTACTING, APPROACHING, TALKING, TREATENING, OR TOUCHING ME IN ANY WAY! OTHERWISE, HE'LL BE ARRESTED & PUT IN JAIL!
I ALSO E-MAILED TOM & WARNED HIM ABOUT ABOVE RESTRAINING ORDER. I ALSDO TOLD LEX LEONARD TO COOL HIM OFF & STAY AWY FROM ME FOREVER OR HE'LL BE ARRESTED & INCARCERATED!
I STILL LIKE LEX LEONARD. HE'S A NICE, FUN, & INTELLIGENT. BUT ANYONE WHO DOESN'T CFM ME ON FACEBOOK IS A SOLID STATE FAKE!
YEST I ALSO GOT A DEATH THREAT FROM SALVATION ARMY UNION CITY MGR, RICHIE ROACH MORON GLASER GAY SIR. I ALSO HAD TO FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER VS HIM W/ UCPD. UNBELIVEABLY HORRIBLE DAY!
SO NOW U UNDERSTAND WHY I REFUSED TO SMILE YEST, V KAMENITZER, T THURBER, ETC, ETC, ETC! IT'S BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS 100% HONEST & REFUSE TO BE A 2-FACED HYPOCRITE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! I WEAR MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE & WILL ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH NO MATTER WHAT! I'M A TRUE CHRISTIAN & DEF THE MOST HONEST PERSON U'LL ALL EVER KNOW PERIOD!
YEST I GOT A VERY STUPID, ARROGANT, & UNGRATEFUL COMPLAINT FROM LYNN EARLY & NINETTA NAPPI ABOUT FRIDAY'S SEXY, RAUNCHY, & HILARIOUS BLOG. IN IT, I ONLY SAID THE NICEST & MOST COMPLIMENTARY THINGS ABOUT BLOND, ATTRACTIVE, ULTRA-BUXOM, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, & ELEGANT LYNN EARLEY (60+ YR OLD EX- GO GO DANCER! WOW!) & BLOND, GOOD-LOOKING, BUXOM, SEXY, SHY, QUIET, MOUSEY, & SOMETIMES BESPECTACLED NINETTA NAPPI (50+ YR OLD PAINTER, PHOTOGRAPHER, UNIV TEACHER & MUSICIAN). BUT OF COURSE, THEY DIDN'T WANNA HEAR THE TRUTH IN A PUBLIC BLOG. WELL I DON'T CARE THE BLOG STAYS AS IT IS CAUSE IT'S 100% TRUE!
I WANT TO SAY THAT LYNN & NINETTA ARE TYPICAL DUMB, HYPOCRITICAL, CONCEITED, & UNGRATEFUL FAKE FRIENDS. AGAIN I REITERATE TO YOU FOOLS WHO STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND: I'M A TRUE RADICAL FREE-THINKING NON-CONFORMIST PACIFIST ANARCHIST REBEL! & I SAY THAT SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL AS LOVE, AFFECTION, & SEX SHOULDN'T BE SHROUDED IN LIES, MYSTERY, & PRETENSE PERIOD!
PAIN IN, ASS REDNECK UGLY, & PHONY ASSHOLE LAURA ROBERTSON YEST E-MAILED & PHONED IN THREATS & OBSCEBNITIES @ ME. HILLBILLY LAURA: FUCK OFF & GO FUCK YOURSELF, U WHITE TRASH SHIT!!!!!
UTA BRAUSER HAS STIRRED UP BIG TROUBLE. ON MAY 6 @ PABLO NARANJO PINGAZO SHOW, SHE GOT MAD WHEN I TOLD A NEOPHYTE THAT NJ'S BEST ART GALLERIES ARE THE GREAT ORLANDO REYES' 58 GALLERY (58 COLES ST, JC) & PAULY VINCENT'S & VIRGIE KAMENITZER'S (KAMENITZER EBB! HA HA HA HA!) PAUL VINCENT GALLERY (49 HARRISON ST, HOBOKEN). I TOLD HER SHE WAS BEING ENVIOUS & SILLY + THAT I ALWAYS TELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH PERIOD!
UTA BRAUSER'S GALLERY IS A TOTAL JOKE! MY APT IS WAY BIGGER THAN IT! SO SHE SHOULDN'T GO AROUND ENVYING ORLANDO & P VINCENT PERIOD! NOW I KNOW WHY SHE SNUBBED ORLANDO FOR 1ST TIME EVER & DIDN'T SHOW UP @ THE GREAT DYLAN EGON MAY 7 SHOW! THAT WAS DEF THE BEST 58 SHOW SINCE THE GREAT ICONOCLASTIC IAN KUALII JULY 9, 2009 OPENING SHOW!
NOW UTA BRAUSER IS ANOTHER PHONY BALONEY WHO ALSO DIDN'T CFM ME ON FACEBOOK. OF COURSE, I KNOW WHY: BECAUSE SINCE LAST YR UTA BRAUSER HAS BEEN ENDLESSLY PURSUING, FLIRTING, MAKING PASSES, & HITTING ON ME, & I REFUSED ALL HER SEXUAL ADVANCES PERIOD! & 3 WKS AGO, I HAD TO TELL HER FRIEND & GREAT INTELLECTUAL, ANNA ALMQUIST TO TELL UTA TO STOP FLIRTING CAUSE SHE'S NOT MY TYPE! I DID IT INDIRECTLY SO AS NOT TO HURT HER FEELINGS.
UTA LA PUTA IS TOO GODDAM UGLY, STUPID, HYPOCRITICAL, ENVIOUS, WEIRD, CORNY, SCHEMING, CYNICAL, & TACKILY-DRESSED FOR ME! SHE'S USING THE TYPICAL SPURNED FEMALE REVENGE TACTICS VS ME. THUS I HAD TO BLOCK HER FROM FACEBOOK. CONSEQUENTLY & BECAUSE OF FACT THAT SHE'S UNGRATEFUL, I WILL NO LONGER SUPPORT HER GALLERY. I'LL JUST BOYCOTT IT & AVOID HER PERIOD SO I CAN HAVE PEACE OF MIND!
STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK (AFLAC! QUACK QUACK QUACK!) : U'VE GOT A SERIOUS OBSSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER W/ YOUR FILM EDITING WORK. OVER & OVER & OVER YOU KEEP RE-EDITING THE SAME DAMN PORNO MOVIE SCENE FOR THE ENTIRE DAY.
BRUCKIE DUCKIE: YOU GOTTA LEARN TO EDIT THE SCENE THE 1ST TIME & THEN MOVE ON TO NEXT SCENES. OTHERWISE, U'LL NEVER FINISH YOUR PROJECTS. THAT'S WHY U GOT VERY FEW CLIENTS & WHY U GOT FIRED FROM REVO DEVO STUDIOS IN '99. U WORK TOO DAMN SLOWLY. & YOUR CLIENTS KEEP YELLING @ YOU: WHEN WILL YOU MAKE AN END? & YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE PATHETIC PREDICTABLE REPLY: WHEN I'M FINISHED!
BRUCKO DUCKO, YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD AS KOO KOO KRIS BERRY. SHE NEVER FINISHES ANY OF HER OVERLONG LIST OF PROJECTS, & YOU ONLY FINISH A FEW.
REMEMBER THIS IS CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU WAKE UP & FINALLY RID YOURSELF OF OCD CAUSE IT'S GONNA DESTROY YOUR LIFE!
OVER THE LAST YR, I'VE TURNED DOWN 8 WOMEN WHO PROPOSED DATING OR BEDDING ME: KOO KOO KRIS BERRY CAUSE SHE'S TOO CRAZY. MELISSA MARIE JOHNSON CAUSE SHE'S TOO FAT & NOT PRETTY ENOUGH. UTA BRAUSER CAUSE SHE'S TOO UGLY, STUPID, ANNOYING, CYNICAL, & SCHEMING. MICHELLE GLUSIEC CAUSE SHE'S TOO DRUNK & UGLY. ERIN THE BUTCH LESBO CAUSE SHE'S TOO WEIRD, UGLY, AWFULLY-DRESSED, & IRRITATING. AND, MARIA LA VIEJA, TRENDY WENDY ANDRADE , AWILDA THE DUTCH GUILDER SUCK MY GIANT DILDA ( HA HA HA HA HA!!!) CAUSE THEY'RE TOO DAMN SLUTTY & MATERIALISTIC FOR ME.
PEOPLE I NEVER SETTLE FOR 3RD OR 4TH BEST. I ONLY SETTLE FOR #1 OR #2 BEST PERIOD! DARLING, I'M JUST TOO BEAUTIFUL, BRILLIANT, SOPHISTICATED, SEXY, & ELEGANT FOR ANYTHING ELSE! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
OH YEAH, NOW THATTODAY I E-MAILED ORLANDO, TONY, & ALL MY 400+ FANS ABOUT ME GETTING PASSED OVER BY DJ TONY TO DJ THE 58 GALLERY JUNE 4 D EGON CLOSING SHOW (EVEN THOUGH DYLAN INSISTED ON ME AS DJ TO TONY), ORLANDO WILL REALIZE THAT I'M RIGHT, DO THE RIGHT THING, & FINALLY ORDER DEVIOUS TONY TO LET ME DJ THE EVENT SOLO OR AS CO-DJ W/ MARTY! THAT'S THE RIGHT MORAL THING THAT WILL MAKWE JESUS PROUD!
THANX, BEST WISHES, & LOVE ALWAYS TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS & SUPPORTERS!

HUMBY
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Friday, May 14, 2010

DJ HUMBY & DJ JESSE TONITE + LAST NITE'S SINGING GIG + SEXY LYNN NINETTA & CRIS

ART SHOWS & NEWS:

TONITE FRI MAY 14 6PM-2AM DJ HUMBY + DJ JESSE
LAMP POST 382- 2ND ST JC

MAY 15 7PM-12AM
P VINCENT GALL 49 HARRISON ST HOBOKEN

JUNE 4 7PM-12AM
58 GALL 58 COLES ST JC

JUNE 6 3-9PM
P VINCENT GALL 49 HARRISON ST HOBOKEN

MAY 14, 2010 BLOG:
WELL, LAST NITE'S SINGING GIG @ BRUSCHETTA'S REST, NB WENT GREAT. I SANG 2 CLASSICS, KANO: I'M READY 1980 + BILL NELSON: REAL ADVENTURE 1983. ALSO DANCED & MIMED UP A STORM. THE CROWD REALLY LOVED MY AWESOME UNIQUE ACT! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
EVENT ORGANIZER, THE VERY ATTRACTIVE, SEXY, ULTRA-BUXOM, SMART, SWEET, & ELEGANT BLONDIE, LYNN EARLEY, TOOK SO MANY PHOTOS & MADE VIDEOS. I DEF HOPE TO SEE MY VIDEOS SOON ON YOUTUBE.COM . THANX FOR SENDING ME THE PHOTOS. I'M GLAD U LIKED THE ONES I SENT U YEST.
OH YEAH. I NOTICED THE USUALLY NICE, SHY & NERDY ARTIST-MUSICIAN-TEACHER, NINETTA NAPPI, ACTUALLY LOOKED VERY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, & BUXOM FINALLY W/O HER UGLY GLASSES!!! WOW!!! & I TOLD HER SO IN ITALIAN SO HER UGLY BOYFRIEND COULDN'T UNDERSTAND. I ALSO TOLD HER SHE SHOULD WEAR CONTACTS LIKE ME! HA HA HA HA!!!!
HOSTESS CRISTINA RIVAS WAS SO NICE, HELPFUL, SEXY, & PRETTY TOO! I GOT TO FLIRT W/ HER A BIT TOO!!!!! SHE CUED UP THE YOUTUBE VIDEOS FOR ME. HOWEVER, THE PA VOLUME SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIGHER ON BOTH SONGS. NEXT TIME THAT WILL BE CORR.
& OF COUSE, LYNN ALWAYS MAKES A SPLASH W/ HER ULTRA-SEXY OUTFITS. SHE WAS WEARING CLEAR HIGH-HEEL MULES, ULTRA-TIGHT BLACK LEATHER PUNK ROCK PANTS, TIGHT BLACK BLOUSE (MAMA MIA WHAT GREAT GAZONGAS!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!), BLACK SILK ROBE, & CHIC BLACK BOLERO HAT! MON DIEU, ELLE A UN BEAUTE TROP EXOTIQUE! JE T'AIME TROP MON NOUVEAU AMOUR, LYNNIE!!!!! DING DING DING! SHE'S REALLY GOT ME TURNING JAPANESE! HA HA HA HA!!!!!
OH YEAH, I TOLD LYNNE ABOUT MY FAVORITE APHRODISIAC, BOXING, ESP WOMEN'S BOXING & FEMALE BOXERS! I HOPE U LIKE IT TOO CAUSE IT'S DEF IN MY BLOOD!
I ALSO TOLD HER ABOUT MY OTHER FAVE APHRODISIACS, MANICURES, PEDICURES, PREGNANT WOMEN, SWEET FOODS, HIGH HEELS, LEOTARDS, & WOMEN CIGAR SMOKERS.
LYNN, NINETTA, AMANDA NAZARIO, OLIVIA WILBER, LIZA KOCH, HEATHER GARGON, KRISTEN GARGON, DANIELA CICALA, SHARON SULLIVAN, PAULA OROZCO, KRYSTLE CLAUDIO, BRENDA BUCK, MAIRA T RODRIGUES, & ALL OTHER SEXY WOMEN I LIKE: I'D LOVE IT IF U SMOKE A BIG, FAT CHURCHILL CIGAR & BLOW THE SMOKE ALL OVER MY FACE WHILE YOU PAINT MY FINGER & TOE NAILS HOT PINK & LIME GREEN! SO SEXY, WICKED, & RADICAL! HA HA HA HA!!!!!
MOREOVER, SHE & THE OTHER LADIES LIKED MY CUTE DARK GRAY & GOLD OUTFIT. AND, I SHOWED LYNN MY SEXY DOUBLE ANKLETS & SHE LIKED 'EM TOO. OBVIOUSLY WE BOTH GOT PERFECT TASTE FOR SENSUAL STUFF! HA HA H HA HA!!!!
LYNN TOLD ME SHE'S AN EX- GO GO DANCER! WOW, THAT'S SO DAMN EXOTIC & ULTRA-SEXY! OOH LA LA! SACRE BLEU, MON DIEU!!! HA HA HA HA!!! GO GO DANCERS & HOOKERS ARE DEF THE #1 SEXIEST KIND OF WOMEN ON EARTH CAUSE THEY KNOW & GIVE US MACHO MEN THE SEX & SEXUALITY WE ALL NEED WANT & CONSTANTLY CRAVE!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
LYNNIE EVEN TOLD ME SHE JUST SOLD HER ULTRA-SEXY RED CADILLAC ELDORADO! WOW, TOO BAD CAUSE I WOULD HAVE LOVE TO HAVE SEEN IT & TAKEN HER FOR A DRIVE TO EXOTICAVILLE! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
NOW HERE'S THE REAL KICKER! LYNN IS 60+ YRS OLD & NINETTA 50+ , & THEY BOTH LOOK SMASHINGHLY HOT, BEAUTIFUL, & ULTRA-SEXY! MY GOD, THEY'RE DEF THE SEXIEST SENIOR CITIZENS ALIVE! HA HA HA!
I'D LOVE TO HAVE LYNN & NINETTA IN MY ARMS IN MY GORGEOUS APT, SURROUNDED OLIVIA WILBER, BRENDA BUCK, MERCEDES MARTIN, CALEY VICKERMAN, PAOLA DURAN, SHARON SULLIVAN, PAULA OROZCO, & ALL ANY OTHER HOT, EXOTIC WOMEN!!! I'M SUCH A KING INTELLECTUAL-ROMANTIC-PRETTY BOY-WOMANIZER-GIGOLO-PUNK RUCKER-BOXER-PLAYBOY-DREAMER-NARCISSISTIC & I LOVE IT + WANT MORE OF IT! I WANT TO HAVE ALL THE BIG FAT BLACK FOREST CAKES & EAT 'EM ALL TOO! YES, I'M DEF GOD'S GIFT TO ALL BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, & INTELLECTUAL WOMEN! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
IT'S SO NICE TO BE A POPULAR JC & HOBOKEN LOCAL CELEBRITY + GET ALL THIS WONDERFUL ATTENTION & ATTRACTION FROM HUNDREDS OF GORGEOUS WOMEN. IT'S NICE TO LIVE MY OWN DREAMS, EVEN THOUGH I'M STILL THE CELIBATE (4+ YRS) GIGOLO! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
YESSINCE LAST YR I'VE HAD PROPOSITIONS TO DATE, MAKE OUT, & HAVE SEX W/ 6 WOMEN, BUT THEY WERE ALL EITHER TOO UGLY, STUPID, CRAZY, OR BADLY-DRESSED FOR ME. I'M BEAUTIFUL, SOPHISTICATED, BRILLIANT, DISCIPLINED, & ELEGANT AT ALMOST 45 YRS OF AGE & I DON'T SETTLE FOR 3RD OR 4TH BEST. I SETTLE ONLY FOR 1ST OR 2ND BEST. THAT'S WHAT I DESERVE! HA HA HA HA!!!!
HEY LYNN & NINETTA: I'M GONNA DEDICATE TODAY'S BOXING WORKOUT TO U HOT SEXY GALS! DING DING DING! U BOTH STILL HAVE ME PIPE-DREAMING & TURNING JAPANESE SINCE LAST NITE! I LOVE U BOTH SO MUCH. U REALLY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A #1 MACHO MAN STUD! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
I HOPE THE GREAT ISAAC FORTOUL (WORLD'S GREATEST PAINTER ALIVE) OR ANY OTHER PAINTER DOES A PORTRAIT OF ME SOLO OR W/ ANY OF MY MOST DESIRED WOMEN. WE NARCISSISTIC GIGOLOS DO CRAVE IMMORTALITY! HA HA HA HA!!!!
I ALSO HOPE TO DO MORE YOUTUBE VIDEOS & A HUMBY DOCUMENTARY FILM W/ ANYONE INTERESTED. I'M ITCHING TO CREATE MORE MASTERWORKS! HA HA HA HA!
THANX & BEST WISHES TO ALL MY FANS & SUPPORTERS.
PS: THE BEST MUSICAL APHRODISIACS ARE TED NUGENT, NENEH CHERRY, BUZZCOCKS, DEAD OR ALIVE, & BANANARAMA! HA HA HA HA!!!!!
OH YEAH, THE BEST NATURAL VIAGRAS ARE PEANUTS, ALMONDS, PISTACHIOS, WALNUTS, & ALL OTHER NUTS! HA HA HA HA!!!!
SEE U ALL TONITE @ LAMP POST.

HUMBY
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Thursday, May 13, 2010

TONITE HUMBY SINGING GIG

HEY FOLKS:
TONITE THURS MAY 13 6PM-2AM, I'LL BE SINGING W/ LYNN EARLEY & HER BAND @:

BRUSCHETTA'S RESTAURANT: 7709 BERGENLINE AVE NORTH BERGEN NJ

I'LL BE DOING B NELSON G NUMAN, YMO, OMD, & MAY OTHER 70'S-80'S NEW WAVE COVERS. SEE U ALL THERE. WISH ME LUCK. THANX & BEST WISHES TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS.

HUMBY

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

NEW ART SHOWS + FIDELITO DUMPED + OLIVIA WILBER EXPL + THANX TO MY DEFENDERS + FACEBOOK FAKES

NEW ART SHOWS:

MAY 14 6-10PM
ICO GALL 606 W 26TH ST NYC

MAY 14 6PM-12AM
POSTMASTERS GALL 459 W 19TH ST NYC

MAY 15 7PM-12AM
P VINCENT GALL 49 HARRISON ST HOBOKEN

JUNE 4 7PM-12AM
58 GALL 58 COLES ST JC

JUNE 6 3-9PM
P VINCENT GALL 49 HARRISON ST HOBOKEN

I'LL BE @ ALL ABOVE SHOWS. JOIN ME THERE OR U DEF SUCK! HA HA HA HA!!!!


MAY 11 BLOG:
BACK IN MARCH, KIRSTEN, GABE FORTOUL'S (THE DOMINEERING, UNGRATEFUL, & ARROGANT COLOMBIAN CASTRO) GIRLFRIEND, LEFT UNION CITY & WENT BACK TO PHOENIX, AZ. I SUSPECTED SOMETHING WAS WRONG.
WELL, LAST MONTH I SAW ON FACEBOOK THAT G FORTOUL IS LISTED AS SGL. WELL, THEN I REALIZED THAT KIRSTEN MUST HAVE LEFT GABE. OBVIOUSLY, SHE GOT TIRED OF HIS (TAURUS MAY 7, 1976) DOMINEERING, ARROGANCE, INGRATITUDE, DRINKING, & SCREAMING, ETC, ETC, ETC.
I PERSONALLY WITNESSED GABE DRUNKENLY SCREAMING @ HER IN PARTIES & ON MY PH ANSW MACHINE. SO I'M NOT SURPRISED. I EVEN WARNED GABE HE'D LOSE HER IF HE DIDN'T STOP YELLING @ HER. BUT, NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO MY GOOD ADVICE, & THEY ALWAYS STRIKE OUT! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
2 WKS AGO, GABE THREATENED ME W/ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE JUST CAUSE I WROTE NICE THINGS ABOUT HIS MOM ON MY BLOG. WHAT A PSYCHO JERK! NATURALLY, HE WAS DRUNK & HIGH ON POT YET AGAIN! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
GABE: YOU WEAR EVERYONE DOWN W/ ALL YOUR AFOREMENTIONED FLAWS & WEAKNESSES. U'RE A GOOD, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, & LIKEABLE FRIEND DEEP INSIDE. JUST MAKE A REAL COMMITMENT TO CHANGE YOUR BAD WAYS.
PEOPLE STILL KEEP BUGGING ME ABOUT OLIVIA WILBER, SO I'VE HAD TO RE-POST THIS ARTICLE EXPLANATION SO THEY'LL FINALLY STOP BOTHERING ME & HER. YES, SINCE 3 WKS AGO, OLIVIA & I FINALLY MADE PEACE & ARE FRIENDS. & I HOPE WE GET TO BECOME GREAT FRIENDS IN THE FUTURE BECAUSE OLIVIA IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL (NJ'S #1 BEAUTY QUEEN), SEXY, SWEET, ELEGANT, KIND, TALENTED, & INTELLIGENT WOMAN. & I KNOW SHE SAYS THE SAME NICE THINGS ABOUT ME.
I WANT TO PERSONALLY THANK DJ JESSE AMOROSO, YVONNE VAIRMA, GABE FORTOUL, VIRGINIA KAMENITZER, & ALL THE OTHER TRUE FRIENDS WHO 3 WKS AGO E-MAILED OLIVIA WILBER (LAURENCE OLIVIA + WILBUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!) & TOLD HER TO FORGIVE ME & MAKE PEACE W/ ME. FINALLY, AFTER 6 MONTHS OF ENMITY, PEACE WAS REACHED. AAAAHHHHH, WHAT A RELIEF!
IN LATE MARCH, I DID TRY TO MAKE PEACE W/ OLIVIA PRIVATELY VIA A BEAUTIFUL REMORSEFUL APOLOGY, BUT SHE KEPT PLAYING THE TYPICAL FEMALE SADISTIC, VENGEFUL TORTURE GAME OF SILENCE & AVOIDANCE. THAT'S WHY I HAD TO SAVE THE FRIENDSHIP BY SENDING OUT A PUBLIC E-MAIL TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS TO DEMAND THAT SHE END HER ABSURD 6-MONTH BOXING MATCH W/ ME. & IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE OF THE PUBLIC OUTCRY THAT OLIVIA FINALLY REALIZED SHE WAS WRONG TO PUNISH ME EXCESSIVELY, & THUS MADE PEACE W/ ME.
BOY, TOO MUCH BLOOD, PAIN, SWEAT, & TEARS WERE WASTED CAUSE OF A LACK OF COMMUNICATION. UNBELIEVABLY PAINFUL!!!!
OLIVIA, I TOO AM AN EX-BOXER, & ALWAYS LOVE A GREAT FIGHT! DING, DING, DING!!!! I LOVE TO PUT ON THE BIG, FAT GLOVES & COME OUT SMOKING @ THE SOUND OF THE BELL! BUT, U'RE TOO MUCH! I KNOW I HURT U & MADE U CRY, BUT U HURT ME & MADE ME CRY TOO MUCH! U SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GORGEOUS & SEXY FEMALE BOXER INSTEAD OF A PAINTER & AIRLINE STEWARDESS. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
MY GOD, THE WORST THING I EVER DID TO HER IS TELL HER THAT SHE HAS BAD TASTE IN MEN LIKE MOST WOMEN, WHICH IS TRUE. & I WOULDN'T HAVE TRASHED HER & THAT ARROGANT, OBNOXIOUS JERK, BOBBY CASTANEDA, IF HE HADN'T DONE HIS STUPID ALPHA-MALE MACHO GLOATING ACT OF TELLING ME: OLIVIA CALLS ME & NOT U, HUMBY; SHE LOVES ME & NOT U, HUMBY; & SHE'S FUCKING ME & NOT U, HUMBY! THAT OF COURSE, PISSES OFF ANY GENTLEMAN & INTELLECTUAL. MOST MEN WOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ASS. BUT NOT ME, CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE. I BELIEVE IN REVENGE VIA A PUBLIC BLOG TRASHING. THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD INDEED! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
AGAIN, MANY THANX TO THE 200+ PEOPLE WHO BEFRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK. BUT, I SAY TO THOSE PHONY BALONEY JACKASSES WHO'RE TOO LAZY, STUPID, & STUCK UP TO CFM ME: FUCK U TOO & DROP DEAD U COWARDLY, ENVIOUS IDIOTS!
MANY THANX & BEST WISHES TO MY REAL FRIENDS & SUPPORTERS!

HUMBY
WORLD'S BEST PRETTY-BOY SUPER-GENIUS
NJ ARTS AMBASSADOR
TOP MUSIC, FILM, LANGUAGE, ART, SPORTS, & DJ EXPERT
201-865-2267
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Monday, May 10, 2010

NEW TOP 10 ARTIST LIST + BRUCKIE OCD + FACEBOOK FAKES

MAY 10, 2010

HUMBY'S NEW TOP 10 BEST ARTISTS ALIVE LIST:
1 ISAAC FORTOUL
2 JOSEPH PELLER
3 TOMMY CARLSON
4 DJ DOZE GREEN
5 KEN VALLARIO
6 JACK STUPPIN
7 CHARLENE LANZEL
8 FABRICIO SUAREZ
9 BRENDA BUCK
10 IAN KUALII


MAY 10 HUMBY BLOG:
THIS PAST SAT, MAY 6, I ATTENDED THE GUGGENHEIM & METROPOLITAN ART MUSEUMS IN UPTOWN NYC. THE GUGGENHEIM ADM WAS ONLY 25 CENTS & THE MET WAS FREE. WOW THAT'S SO SEXY! & I HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME ALL BY MYSELF! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
TO MY UTTER BUT PREDICTABLE DISMAY, I INVITED OVER 300 PEOPLE, BUT 0 SHOWED UP BESIDES MYSELF. STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK (AFLAC! QUACK QUACK QUACK! HA HA HA HA!) & GREAT CUBAN PAINTER, FERMIN MENDOZA, WERE BUSY ATTENDING THE BROOKLYNITE GALLERY ART SHOW IN A LOW-LIFE PART OF BROOKLYN THAT I WILL NEVER VENTURE INTO! I WAS ALSO SHOCKED THAT AVID ART FANS, LIZA KOCH (LIZA MINELLI THE LUSCIOUS BLONDIE LIBRARIAN. HA HA HA!!!) & AMANDA NAZARIO (AMAZING AMANDA PANDA), DID NOT ATTEND. BUT I FIGURE THEY'VE ALREADY ATTENDED ALL MAJOR NY ART MUSEUMS.
WELL, GUESS WHAT? NOW, I'VE ALREADY VISITED ALL 5 MAJOR NYC ART MUSEUMS. SO, I WILL NOT RE-VISIT THEM EVER AGAIN! SO ALL YOU LAZY LOSERS WHO DIDN'T BOTHER TO COME, MISSED OUT ON MY GREAT COMPANY, & NOW U'RE ALL STUCK GOING THERE BY YOURSELVES IN THE FUTURE! HA HA HA HA!!!!
IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF THAT SO MANY OF MY JERSEY CITY & HOBOKEN ARTIST PALS ARE SO DAMN APATHETIC WHEN IT COMES TO GOING TO FREE ART SHOWS & MUSEUMS. AGAIN I REPEAT: ANYONE WHO DOOESN'T GO TO A FREE ART SHOW OR MUSEUM IS A TOTAL IDIOT, LOSER, & COUNTRY, BUMPKIN! HA HA HA HA!!
OH GOD, BRUCKIE DUCKIE HAS FILM-EDITING OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER! ON MAY 6, BEFORE I WENT TO AFOREMENTIONED MUSEUMS, BRUCK THE DUCK KEPT EDITING & RE-EDITING THE SAME PORNO PIC FRAME AD NAUSEAUM FOR HRS & HRS! HOW ANNOYING!
NOW I REALLY KNOW WHY BRUCKIE HAS TOO FEW CUSTOMERS. HE'S A SUPER-GENIUS & TALENTED EDITOR, BUT IS TOO DAMN SLOW! NO WONDER HIS ANAL CLIENTS ARE ALWAYS CALLING HIM & ASKING: WHEN WILL YOU MAKE AN END? & OF COURSE HE REPLIES: WHEN I'M FINISHED! SHADES OF THE GREAT 1965 UK FILM, THE AGONY & THE ECSTASY, STARRING CHARLTON HESTON & REX HARRISON. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
BRUCKIE DUCKIE: U'VE GOT OCD & U GOTTA CURE YOURSELF OF IT. PLS STOP OBSESSING OVER THE SAME FILM FRAMES & JUST EDIT THEM ONCE. NOBODY WILL CARE ABOUT OR NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE. TRUST ME, U MOSTLY GET IT RIGHT THE 1ST TIME. I HOPE U LISTEN TO MY GREAT ADVICE CAUSE EVERYONE WHO IGNORES IT ALWAYS STRIKES OUT! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
I WANT TO THANK THE 200+ PEOPLE WHO BEFRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK.COM .
HOWEVER, I WANNA STATE THAT I'M UPSET ABOUT SOME PEOPLE WHO IGNORED OR REJECTED MY FACEBOOK FRIEND REQS. & THEN THERE ARE A FEW GOOD FRIENDS WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO PRESS THE CFM BUTTON, & U ALL KNOW WHO U ARE. JUST HIT IT & CFM ME OR I WILL BE OFFENDED!
FACEBOOK IS THE SEXIEST THING ON THE NET. IT'S THE BEST THING FOR MEETING NEW FRIENDS W/O LEAVING YOUR HOUSE. HA HA HA HA!!!!!
FACEBOOK & YOUTUBE ARE DEF THE BEST INVENTIONS ON THE INTERNET. & OF COURSE, U ALL KNOW THAT I INVENTED YOUTUBE DJING IN JC. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
SO PLS CHECK OUT MY BLOG & FACEBOOK WEBSITES DAILY. HOPE U ENJOY THEM BOTH CAUSE THEY'RE FULL OF TRUTH, FUN, WIT, WISDOM, COMEDY, STYLE, & BEAUTY. HA HA HA HA!!!
THANX & BEST WISHES TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS & SUPPORTERS!

HUMBY
NJ ARTS AMBASSADOR
TOP MUSIC, FILM, LANGUAGE, ARTS, SPORTS, & DJ EXPERT
WORLD'S BEST PRETTY-BOY SUPER-GENIUS
201-865-2267
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